Now that you have bought a gadget to protect your children while they are using their computer at home, you may want to gain peace of mind as to where they are exercising their hacking skills. Did they “stop by a friend’s house” when they were really in that degenerate cyber café in a bad part of town learning first-hand about cybercrime?
If you really do not know I have just the gadget for you!
The Little Buddy Child Tracker by Insignia is offered in baby blue and pastel green. It is basically a GPS unit that remotely reports its location to your cell phone.
Buy this and attach it to your child and you will always know where your child is. Is your rug rat leaving school? Just program into the unit the location where your child is supposed to be and it will send a text message to your cell phone if you kid strays.
Don’t even try to complain about child rights and freedom. You are responsible for your kids and you can even go to jail if they go somewhere they shouldn’t.
Better yet attach the gadget to your kids or even handcuff it to them. If you don’t, you will always know where their backpack, lunchbox, hat or article of clothing is, but that is not necessarily the same location as your youngster.
You can buy it for $99.99 plus tax.
When this device becomes small enough to be implanted, do it as there are a lot of crazy people out there. Also remember to remove it as soon as they are 18 and out on their own; they will deserve the total freedom then.
Now here is where the nefarious side of me comes out into the daylight. What other uses could we use this device for?
Oooooooooooh! If you have a wayward spouse that wears thick sandals, just hollow out one and glue the unit inside. How about gluing it to the inside of the plastic fender on your spouse’s car.
You better watch out and make sure your kids never are able to save up a hundred or you could have your kids keeping track of you!
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Yes, with the number of children that go missing each year, every parent should use a personal GPS tracking device, but you dont have to be a parent to need or benefit from owning one of these devices. Motorcycles, skis, musical instruments, laptop computers, purses & luggage, even the family dog: EVERYBODY has SOMETHING they want to protect!!!
When considering the purchase of a tracking device, do your homework because not all GPS systems are alike. Aside from features such as Geofencing, speed-alerts and so on, the one thing you really need to look into is the COST. Most GPS devices I’ve looked into have HIDDEN costs such as monthly/annual renewal fees or charge you per track ontop of the purchase price. When I called Best-Buy to get more info on the “Little Buddy” they couldn’t even tell what the OTHER costs of thier system were.
I ended up buying a system called “The GPS Guadian” at http://www.thegpsguardian.com . Not only did I get the device for FREE by purchasing 3 years of service up front, but I got the 4th and 5th year of service for FREE as well.
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