New iPhone 3GI Unveiled, Only the Truly Savvy Apple Customer Can See It

Apple has done it again by announcing the fastest, most powerful and most innovative iPhone ever. Just yesterday, in front of a very limited auditorum, Steve Jobs and Phil Schiller have taken us off guard when they unveiled the new iPhone 3Gi.

“I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet. Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it’s also the most handsome product we’ve ever designed.”

The iPhone 3GI is a high end mobile phone that features an upgraded display with the best colors and finest resolution we’ve seen. Light as “air”, under its hood the new iPhone 3GI features a multi touch interface, a significant hardware and software upgrade that leads to faster processing speeds (and enhanced browsing speeds), a high-definition video camera, one-tap editing with Final Cut Pro, and cut and paste.

It has been reported that if you’re not cool enough or not an Apple fanatic, you will not be able to see the new 3GI version. But what we know for sure is that it actually exists and that it’s already available on the market and that it sells for $599. A bit steep if you ask us!

Have you seen it yet?

Note: The news was brought to us by The Onion so we’ll let you decide if it’s true or not, since we’re still laughing in here

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